Ladies and Gentlemen, the bird has flown the nest.
1. MusicMan has headed off to college… on the other side of the country.
2. The Onion has tips on how to keep in touch.
3. Lucky for him, I do have a life, which means I don’t have time for stalking him. (But go ahead and click the link above, it is classic Onion.)
4. Four minus one really does equal three.
5. There’s an empty spot at our dinner table.