Daily Archives: January 22, 2010

I needed something light-hearted today

Just checking to see if you are at your  computer

Yep,  you are! So, keep scrolling for Bits of  Wisdom

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Love is grand!!

Divorce is a hundred grand.
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I  am in shape.
(Round is a shape.
)
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Time may be a great healer,

but it’s a lousy beautician.

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Conscience is what hurts
when everything else feels good.

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

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Even if you are on the right track,
You’ll get run over if you just sit there.

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An optimist thinks this is the best possible world.
A pessimist fears this is  true.

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There will always be death and taxes;
However, death doesn’t get worse every year.

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In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

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I am Not over weight

I am a nutritional overachiever.

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I plan on living forever. So far, So good.

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Practice safe eating — always use condiments.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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It’s frustrating when you know all the answers,

But nobody bothers to ask you  the questions.


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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time,  but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.


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Brain  cells come and brain cells go,
But fat cells live  forever.


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Age doesn’t always bring wisdom.
Sometimes it comes alone.


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Life not only begins at forty,
It also begins to show.


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I smile because you couldn’t resist reading this all the way through,

and I laugh because I read it through, too.

Do have a great day!

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Thanks to my lurker friend Carol who e-mailed this to me!

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