I needed something light-hearted today

Just checking to see if you are at your  computer

Yep,  you are! So, keep scrolling for Bits of  Wisdom

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Love is grand!!

Divorce is a hundred grand.
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I  am in shape.
(Round is a shape.
)
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Time may be a great healer,

but it’s a lousy beautician.

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Conscience is what hurts
when everything else feels good.

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Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

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Even if you are on the right track,
You’ll get run over if you just sit there.

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An optimist thinks this is the best possible world.
A pessimist fears this is  true.

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There will always be death and taxes;
However, death doesn’t get worse every year.

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In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

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I am Not over weight

I am a nutritional overachiever.

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I plan on living forever. So far, So good.

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Practice safe eating — always use condiments.

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A day without sunshine is like night.

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It’s frustrating when you know all the answers,

But nobody bothers to ask you  the questions.


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The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time,  but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.


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Brain  cells come and brain cells go,
But fat cells live  forever.


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Age doesn’t always bring wisdom.
Sometimes it comes alone.


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Life not only begins at forty,
It also begins to show.


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I smile because you couldn’t resist reading this all the way through,

and I laugh because I read it through, too.

Do have a great day!

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Thanks to my lurker friend Carol who e-mailed this to me!

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11 responses to “I needed something light-hearted today

  1. LOL! Cute! Very cute!~

  2. Just what the docotr ordered.
    Thank You!

  3. *doctor

  4. Brain cells come and brain cells go,
    But fat cells live forever.

    Actually Amoeba and I discuussed this just two nights ago at the dinner table. I wondered if all of these fat cells continually demanding to be fed would ever allow me to successfully lose weight and keep it off. I explained my concern by sharing that tidbit about fat cells living forever.

    He said the truth of this is misleading. As we lose weight we will shed fat cells. When we gain weight, we force cells that don’t normally store fat to do so — they will be happy to return to performing their regular fat-free functions. Also, we have created extra fat cells which our body will eliminate when they are no longer required — but it takes time and we do have to contend with them clamoring to be fed in the meantime.

    I also thought that feelings of hunger when I am not really hungry were primarily caused my lack of hydration. Amoeba tells me that it is can also be caused by fat cells feeling they were short changed. From now on when water does not assuage my hunger cravings and I know I have been adequately fed, I am going to rejoice in the death cries of my fat cells!

    • Quilly, that is good news about the shedding of fat cells. And I love this: “I am going to rejoice in the death cries of my fat cells!”

  5. So true…especially the part about age not always coming with wisdom.

  6. LOL…these are great. I love ’em Have a wonderful Friday 🙂

  7. A nutritional overachiever! I like that! I gotta steal that one and pretend I thought of it. 😀

  8. Just the pick up I needed.

  9. My sister-in-law has stenciled on her kitchen wall: “Either eat out or starve in”

    🙂

  10. Dez "Glass Half Empty"

    Those were great! I hope you had a great Friday! Nutritional Overachiever??? – That would work for me! 🙂